AISubs v3.7
[A few minutes later...]
Hello everyone, I'm Shimeira and...
I'm Imaru!
Please don't lay eggs, get off the chariot.
I'm looking for Lucario.
You can find Lucario later.
I'm Pokemon trainer Etetsuya and I'm Shibai.
I'm Hitaku.
Pokemon, you're welcome.
- No, no, no! - Is this a boy's show?
No, it's not!
Guys, I think cool guys are the same no matter what happens.
I see.
For example, you go on a trip with your girlfriend and when you say "no, that's a hotel in Paris, it's completely different" in a hotel over there...
No, no, it's me!
It's me!
I thought I booked a hotel in Rome, but it turned out to be a hotel in Paris.
- You're the one who did that! - I made a mistake like that.
But you solved it in a smart way.
You're such an asshole.
No, for people like me who get caught up in what's happening in front of their eyes,
cool guys are lame.
Well, as men, we want to train ourselves in a way that can be solved in a smart way no matter what happens.
Well, we're YouTubers, so we make videos all the time,
but if we respond well to what's happening in the middle of it, we can make it more interesting.
- That's true. - On the other hand, if we're like "this is impossible", "this is bad", "should we ask again?", "should we do it again?"
- Then we'll end up looking like actors and actresses. - Yeah, we'll look like actors and actresses.
- That's really... - We'll end up looking like actors and actresses.
- Yeah, we'll end up looking like actors and actresses.
- So this time, we'll deliberately cause what's happening in front of our eyes... - Hope!
It's a practice.
- We'll deliberately cause a fire and practice extinguishing it. - That's scary.
- I see. - It's like a training.
- In this video, we'll deliberately cause what's happening in front of our eyes. - Happening in front of our eyes...
- So for now, we'll make a video with Ryo-kun, and while we're making a video, we'll suddenly cause what's happening in front of our eyes,
and we'll see who can handle it the smartest.
- I see. - By the way, I'm someone who can't handle what's happening in front of their eyes.
- Ryo-kun can't handle it in front of his eyes. - Yeah, I can't handle it in front of his eyes.
- I'm a shitty incompetent actor and actor. - That's sad.
- Two of you are incompetent and one of you is really incompetent. - That's sad.
- I'm a really bad actor and actor.
- Shall we do rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first? - Yeah, let's do it.
- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. - I think it's three.
- That's too many. - Isn't it a happening?
- It's a youma. - I'm looking forward to "Yumebaru's youma happening."
- I can smell "Yumebaru's youma happening." - I'm the youngest.
- I'm the first. - Then I'll go first.
- Okay. - Please do your best. - Okay.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Good evening. I'm Yoshimi from Cobra Twist. - I'm Ryosuno.
- What are we doing today? - Today...
- We're going to do rock-paper-scissors. - On the contrary,
- If we do it now, it'll be a fresh idea. - I see.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - I see.
- We haven't done it for a long time. - That's right.
- In that case... - Rock-paper-scissors.
- This is rock-paper-scissors. - Okay, this is rock-paper-scissors.
- Huh? Ryosuno, it says to place it, but can you do it? - Huh?
- I made a mistake. - Did you make a mistake, Ryosuno?
- I made a mistake. I'm sorry, Ryosuno. - It's okay.
- I'm sorry, Ryosuno. I'm sorry, Ryosuno. - I'm sorry, Ryosuno.
- I'm sorry, Ryosuno. I'm sorry, Ryosuno. - It's okay. It's okay.
- I'm sorry, Ryosuno. - It's okay. It's okay.
- A lot of people have done mentos cola, so we know what's going to happen. - Huh?
- On the contrary, you've had high-chew cola before, haven't you? - Yes.
- This time, we're going to change our direction and go for high-chew cola. - That's a good idea, Ryosuno.
- No, we really don't know what's going to happen. - Yeah.
- It's like a test. - That's true, Ryosuno.
- Here we go! - Okay!
- One, two, one... - Rock-paper-scissors.
- This is bad, Ryosuno. - Okay.
- This is bad, Ryosuno. - No, it's okay, Ryosuno.
- Let's add some more of this. - Yeah, that's right!
- In reality, this flashy phenomenon won't happen, but if you say "high-chew", it might melt, right?
- If you leave this alone for a while, you might be able to taste this cola. - Oh, it's going to be a new cola.
- This time, we're going to change our direction and add cola and high-chew for two days, and we'll see if the strawberry will turn into cola. - Oh, that's a good idea, Ryosuno.
- Let's meet again in two days. - Yes! - Yes! - Okay, everyone, see you in two days. Bye now.
[Two days later]
- Good work, everyone! - Good work! - Good work!
- Well, at any rate, at this level...
- This level of incompetence is coming!
- No, but on the contrary, because the happening was dull, we could only respond normally.
- Well, but as a response, I don't think there's much we can do about it.
- Well, you're right about that. - Why? - You've changed your direction wonderfully, too.
- You don't have to panic about this.
- You can say "Okay, let's go buy some," and then just stop the video and continue talking about it.
- I guess you're right. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - "What should we do?" It's been a while since we've learned that.
- What should we do? - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo. - Boo.
[Two days later]
- How long has it been since you've had a face mask for a week? - Ryosuno.
- Now, in their lotions, we have something like this! - Ta-da!
- Oh! It's the UFO's One Chocolate. - This is really good, Ryosuno. - Yes, yes, yes.
Today, we'll keep eating until we get 10 correct answers.
Wow, that's tough!
- How many we'll get right? - It's pretty big, isn't it?
- This kind of thing is pretty common. - Okay, okay.
- Okay. - Let's eat and guess how many we'll get right.
- Okay. - That was fun, wasn't it?
- What?! - What did you want me to do?
- You missed this one, didn't you? - I missed it!
I thought you were going to say, "You're funny!"
- Okay, let's take a picture and post it on Instagram. - Okay.
If we get 10 correct answers right away, we'll be done for the day.
- Okay, we'll do it until we get 10 correct answers, okay? - Okay.
- Here we go. - Okay.
Here we go!
- Pocky-san! - Let's eat!
- Okay. - Let's eat!
- Okay, we're done with the first one, right? - Yeah.
Okay, let's open up the second one, Snock?
- Okay. - Okay.
Come here!
Hm?
- Huh? - This is bad, Snock.
- Huh? Isn't this Yufes Manchoco? - Isn't this Yufes Manchoco?
You're not in the picture, Snock! Your friend and your friend's original face is in the picture.
- This is... - Ahaha!
- This is Yusuke Manchoco! - Ahaha!
- This is Yusuke Manchoco! - You're not in the picture, Snock!
- This is bad, Snock! - But isn't this okay?
Look at it and be surprised!
- Ah! - It's okay! It says "sync"!
- If it's not, it's bad! I'm Shibayu! - Can we show this, Snock?
- You can show it, right?
- Don't worry! Here it is! ******* and Shibayu's old prikura!
- It's okay! It says "sync" on it!
- But isn't it over because one person came out before the 10th episode?
- That's right! - One person came out before the 10th episode!
- It's over! - It's a season's end, isn't it? - That's right!
- The tempo is really good and the video quality is also really good!
- I see, Snock...
- Heeeey! What are you doing?!
- Is this for me?! Is this really for me?!
- Are you kidding me?!
- How was it, Shibayu? - I was laughing too much before I opened it, Snock...
- What would you do if you were me, Shibayu?
- I'm kidding...
- The tempo is really bad right now! It's really bad!
- Hey there! It's me, Furikake Poopoo Falado Pooh! - Yo, Snock!
- Today, I'd like you to do a challenge for me, Snock! - What is it, Pooh?
- I've prepared "Pro Magician" for you today! - Eeeh?!
- So, I'd like you to watch "Pro Magician" and I'd like Shibayu-san to reveal "Pro Magician"'s secret, Snock! - I see, Pooh!
- Then, I'll call "Pro Magician" right away! - Yes, Pooh!
- Mr. Toshiku-saaan! - Oh, you're here!
- Thank you for coming, Snock! - Thank you for having me!
- Thank you, Pooh! Thank you, Pooh! - Nice to meet you!
- I'm a famous person, Pooh! - I haven't been on TV for a while...
- I've been doing Pachinko business for a while now... - Oh, you've been doing Pachinko business for a while now, Pooh!
- Well... - Please, start the show right away!
- I'm a professional, Pooh! - But you're a professional, Pooh!
- You're amazing, Snock! - I'm looking forward to it, Snock!
- Please, start the show right away! - I'm already excited, Pooh!
- No... - No?!
- Oh, so Trump's mood is different! - He's in a really bad mood!
- He's in a really bad mood, Snock Pooh! - He's in a really bad mood, Snock Pooh!
- I have one more thing to say! What would happen if this were Trump?
- He's in a really bad mood, Snock Pooh! - He's really angry, Snock Pooh!
- I'll help you, Pooh! - You can't do it, can you?
- I'll show you how to do it, Pooh! - It's not coming out!
- It's stuck and it's not coming out! - It's a great trick, Pooh!
- It's not a pachinko. - I'll show you how to do it, Pooh!
- It's a pachinko and it's not working! - It's flying away!
- I'll show you how to do it, Pooh! - I just drew a heart with two squares.
- No, it's three squares. - What?
- It's three squares, so I'll show you how to do it, Pooh!
- It's a complete defeat! - That happens sometimes.
- What should we do about it? - What should we do about it?
- We should make him angry and give it back. - After we give it back, we should personally do some magic and make him happy.
- And we should cut it off. - We should call a few of our friends.
- I see. But we can't do it until we reach that level. - I see.
- It's not coming out. - It's not coming out.
- Yadon no Toukaion's Yumemaru and... - Ryou's Snock!
- Today, we bought a new product. - What is it?
- Pokemon's Gacha Gacha's Knock!
- Wow! - Let's do it right away.
- Let's spin it. - Let's put some coins in.
- It came out! - It's a good product.
- You can put different things in it. - You're right.
- Like penalty game Gacha Gacha's. - Wow! I think I'll do it.
- You should do it. - You should do it.
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's pretty expensive. - It's expensive.
- Let's go see it. - Let's go see it.
What?
Farmer?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you?
You're a farmer, aren't you?
- I'm a farmer. - You're a farmer.
- You're a real farmer. - What's wrong with you?
Please sit here for a moment.
- What's wrong with you? What happened? - I want a farm.
Were you training alone?
It's a good memory, so let's take a video together.
Why?
- You've grown up. - I'm 6,600 times taller.
I wish I had called the police.
He was a strange man.
I'm scared.
- I don't know about that. - I didn't know.
What kind of world is this?
What?
He wasn't a farmer.
A farmer is someone who is proud of himself.
I'm a farmer.
He was like that.
- He wasn't like that. - He was a farmer.
- No one knew about the original work. - I don't know anything about it.
I'm a farmer.
- It's definitely dangerous. - It's in the middle.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- It's definitely dangerous. - Please sit here for a moment.
We're filming a video right now.
Please say hello to the camera over there.
If you do that, it'll be over.
- To the back. - To the back.
I'm sorry.
- Kinparman, please weaken me. - I can't.
- I'll tighten you. - I'll tighten you.
- I'll tighten you, okay? - Please tighten me, Zno.
- I'm... - Please...
- I'm already broken. You're playing with me, right?
- What? - Kinparman?
- How are you? - Umm...
- Kinparman...
- He comes and...
- He's strange...
- Aaaaah!
- Kinparman!
- Oh, I'm sorry, Znok.
- I'm not Kinparman, Znoc.
I can't use this video.
Let's say it in a funny way.
In a funny way...
I'll end this video.
In a funny way...
Please end this video in a funny way.
Okay.
Are you okay with this video?
Please wait for a moment.
I can't use this video.
I'm in trouble.
I'm here to help you.
So...
In a funny way...
This video is funny.
So...
This video is funny.
In a funny way...
I saw it for the first time in a funny way.